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  1. scar

    Really? A top-down view of her nude? Why not from another movie where she went all out (skinny dipping if I'm not mistaken)? The top-down view could be someone else.

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  2. Alfred Hitcock

    Haha when was the last time Crapper gave a description and anyone thought fuck yeah, nailed it. Always gotta be prepared for disappointment with Crapper's description. We don't mind if it simply says, Salma looking hot for an old duck.

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  3. Doctor Dick

    Time for a Spankmaster and Peter Dobson reach around :-) Rumour has it she is to do a kangaroo photo-shoot for 'Gay Australia' magazine. I am sure Spankmaster and Peter will be ordering their copy early :-)

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    1. Spankmaster

      Just like Dockie to talk such shit about Peter and me, especially as his shit talking revolves around him being the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet at his public shithouse from hell. That being said, will you please just fuck off and die? At least I am asking nicely...

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  4. peter dobson

    You can't touch this dockie. Not even from a mile away. She is wayyyyyyyy out of your league. You better stick to the K. family or Caitlyn J. formerly known as Bruce

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    1. Spankmaster

      I agree entirely. Salma is such a goddess. I pray to her every night and she rewards me with such exotic and erotic dreams. She's such a nice lady...

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      1. Doctor Dick

        As Spankmaster slinks into his long dark wig and clinging dress, Halma Sayek is born! I can see Peter and Halma will be making a messy bed in the Melbourne YMCA.

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  5. NNNNNNN

    Most billionaires have disgustingly ugly spouses (like Bill Gates, Bezos, Musk, Zuck, Koch, Pritzker, etc). This billionaire is probably the one exception to the rule, but only because he's French and he owns a luxury fashion group. Let's just say that the French have good taste except when it comes to their awful immigration policy.

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