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1. Professor Wank November 9, 2018 at 2:07 pm

   Nice red carpet?

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   1. Professor Wank November 9, 2018 at 5:02 pm

      I have fond memories of the red carpet. It always gave me rug burn. My imaginary friends Spankmaster and Nils Points would take turns trying to mount my fat ass. It wasn't so much the thumping as the trying to navigate tiny little cock into dirty dirty places. Memories... grrrr... wanking my tiny little wiener... wiener spitzel... Activate!!!

      Yup, you know the drill attention whore. Feel free to post all the useless comments I'll never read below.

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      1. Professor Wank November 9, 2018 at 6:21 pm

         Hello Pseudo Professor Wank. You won't get the meaning behind my shoddy little pun about a red carpet, since you've never seen a lady's 'lady parts'. But the lady above will have a massive thick bush of red lady hair. If you sniffed this, you'd be cured of your obsessive homosexuality!

         Professor Wank doesn't like these homosexual fashion shoots. More Crack - 0 out of 10.

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