Singer and actress Billie Piper enjoyed sweet moments with Laurence Fox, 04/22/2008. The lovebirds, who tied the knot on December 31st 2007, seem to have a honeymoon as they are all over each other during their whole trip in Mauritius. On the beach or when she bathed, voluptuous Billie seems pretty careful with her belly.
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Lovely natural girl. Always knew she had great tits. Those nipples... could suck them all day.
You know she has been topless in movies, right?
Did you not watch "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" about ten years ago? She showed them off every episode then. Pre-baby chewing on them too... lol.
That was actually a body double.
For just one season as she got her body back from the kid.
Only a few scenes where she was fat used a body double, and some scenes are full shots. Unless you have the Game of Thrones budget, you don't CGI all that.
Guys, don't forget she went completely nude in Penny Dreadful and that was very lovely. Yes, I am a big fan of this woman and I met her at a comic-con, where I told her that she has the loveliest smile I have ever seen. Of course, this was well before my rectal zygmoidascope fetish times of now, so I had a lot more decency then. That being said - and as it is her birthday today - now I'd just happily creampie buckets into her, given my level of degeneracy. So stand back please, we have lift off...
Spankser - is it you who took these 'erotic (wtf) !!' photos from the Piper family album? Good to see Top Gear's number one buddy with his Rectal Zygmoidascope (now promoted to capital letters).
Spanky man, an interest in a Rectal Zygmoidascope and developing a full 'analists' vocabulary is not a fetish, but a sign of a fully developed heterosexual.
Knowing it's the Piper girls' birthday, dude, too close to swinging in the rough. A fully developed anally fixated heterosexual pervert (full title Jeremy Fucking Clarkson) NEVER remembers Mrs C's birthday, doubt if he even knows it!
PS Spanky, when sweet talking the ladies I'd stick to the trusted 'Bend over, it's Rectal Zygmoidascope time' and forget all that weird stuff about 'smiles' and 'teeth'. Freaks a bird out, Spankster
I do know Mrs C’s birthday, James.
It’s, er, hmm...
Relieved to hear it, JC.
That's why you're a fully developed anally fixated heterosexual pervert.
I'm just disappointed you can remember there is a Mrs. C. Who?
Same old lame drivel from spunkmaster, consumer of his own baby batter.
Dear Spunkmaster, you obviously still have your head up your ass if you don't realize I mean business, while you're just a fucking jerk off who never got over licking his mother's colostomy bag clean. As for James and Jeremy, thank you for setting me straight not only on what is and isn't a fetish, but also on the proper etiquette for slipping my clientele a length from my trusty friend the Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope (note both capitals and flaming reference, given its new pyrolatric skills). And I'm sure Mrs. C. gets remembered on her birthday. I mean, why else do the chandeliers get such a workout? I'll be hanging out for the fluffer experience...
Can you please tell me the difference between the Zygmoidascope and the Sigmoidoscope?
Thank you in advance.
An excellent question from Mr Ass Rocket.
Eh Spanky, I think this is a question on everyone’s mind. I mean, who wants to be penetrated by a wanky sigmoidoscope (no capitals), when there’s your glorious Rectal Zygmoidascope.
I think we all thank you in advance here Spanky
Grateful compliments accepted, James. And just to clarify, the difference essentially is that my Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope is:
A) A great deal longer.
B) Multidirectional; up, down, in, out, all four points of the compass and extra-dimensional.
C) Able to serve a cup of tea without the client even drinking it.
D) Self lubing (recent instalment)
E) Flame attachment (also recent instalment); and
F) Capable of fluffer duty, but only when Mrs C. isn't available.
I could go on, but I'm saving all the other features for the next show. You know the old saying: always keep the audience wanting more...
Thank you Spank-Master. That is a most impressive tool you are waving around there Spanky man. I can see JC regarding it with envious eyes!!
Love the 'fluffer duty' application. But as we all know Mrs C. is ALWAYS available.
PS Spankster. Mrs C. was most impressed with my smoking anus. Respect to the Zygmoisascope!
I think JC must be looking for a new donkey.
Must be some Gallifreyan influence for a 10yr old set of pics. Especially given her full frontal scenes in Penny Dreadful
Perfect tits!
Everyone with a cunt is a "singer" these days.
Daddy has his hands full with this one, I'm sure...
Big mouth and manky tits!
Love all these people who have conversations on every single post, perhaps they'll get a life sometime.
Yes, just like you, I imagine. Having said that, will you now fuck off and die? An interesting bit of rhetoric there...
I don't know Spanky, I think I might still count him as a fan. That would mean we have a new record. 1 fan !!!
James, even with all our perversions, I'm not sure we are that desperate...
I don't know Spankster. He sounds keen. And it's good to have our 'work' recognised!
Break out the Rectal Zygmoidoscope.
You do not see me making asinine comments and having conversations with others on almost every post where I do look at the replies. You can fuck off, twat.
Run for it Spanky. It's the 'asinine comments' police!
She's got the sexiest camel hump.
Don't you mean camel toe? But then, either way, she's still just as sexy...
She touched her stomach for less than a tenth of a second in a paparazzi photo. You could say she "seems careful with her brain" if she touched her fucking head, you dumbass.
These are the things that we should love about Billie Piper. I would let her punch me right in the penis and walk me all over that beach with a chain around my neck.
Billie Piper is God
Those hangers are awesome