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  1. Prince Andrew

    Another interesting thing about Brittany's book is that she says the thing she misses the most is other celebrities who want to fuck her and that she has to make do with a sand faggot like Sam.

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    1. Doctor Dick

      I hear her pain Andrew. I would advise her not to date any of the four major faggots on here. The faggots, Big Mick, the Real SJ and Peter Dobson will not be commenting this weekend. They are locked in Spankmasters basement subsisting entirely on his cum. They are awaiting Spankmasters Weekend Anal Armageddon.

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  2. Spankmaster

    Give her electroconvulsive shock therapy now. Plug her into the mains and let 240 volts just rip through her system for about an hour or so... I'm sure it will do her the world of good, seriously messing with her sensibilities to give her some clarity...

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  3. Real SJ

    Thank God this loony isn't allowed to look after her kids, or even have access to them. She's a slice short of a pizza, and would probably "Casey Anthony" them both if given the chance.

    Her countdown is well underway.

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  4. Disgruntled Werewolf

    She can afford a better camera, right? I have no idea what she is using, but I had a digital camera 25 years ago that was really cheap and took better quality pictures.

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  5. Will

    The comment section on this site is made up of the dumbest, most racist, loser motherfuckers that couldn't get laid if they tried.

    You fucking idiots, get back to your Doritos, Mountain Dew and Fortnite.

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    1. NNNNNNN

      I loved it!

      And then when I fucked your mother, she lit up like a pinball machine and spat out silver dollars from her mouth in payment!

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      1. Spankmaster

        Just to add NNNNNNN, I think Mr. Porter is a candidate for alternate water therapy treatment, the alternate being that we keep him submerged in a vat filled with dog urine until he feels like he won’t want to complain anymore. I’m sure he will appreciate our efforts...

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