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  1. GerMan

    My penis is the smallest penis I’ve ever seen.

    If you knew some of the shit I was into, you’d know that was really saying something.

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  2. GerMan

    She's the dumbest bitch on the planet. That wouldn't be so bad. But she looks it, too.

    Can't argue with those titties though.

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  3. Honest BABE Lincoln

    German's dick is SO big. And it is the hardest cock in the world. Given its impressive size, that's really saying something.

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