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    1. Spankmaster

      Tsk, tsk. Yet again lying about me of things that you only want to do to yourself. Ah well, put your head forward to the red dot light and wait a few seconds for much deserved peace. You know it makes sense…

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      1. Pastafarian Preacher

        Spanky, I fully understand how unforgivable Doc Dick is, and you not only have my full support in killing him, angle grinder or otherwise, but I'll even help you bury him and give him a nice funeral. I'll even play some of Mark Almond's greatest hits, just to show how tainted his life truly was.

        All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

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        1. Spankmaster

          I, the Pastafarian Preacher, only have the vice of being a devout alcoholic, not a fag like the extent you go to, Doc Dick. Back in the old days, we would give your kind a shit load of drugs, then force you to swim off a very deep wharf after giving you a concrete jogging suit. Our religion would then say a few words of how fucked your life has been, while being sacred with a few shots of whiskey. It seems like we must revisit the old days, to prevent your kind from being a nuisance to others.

          All praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

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          1. Doctor Dick

            I just see a future of you and Spankmaster making the double backed beast. And I know what you two will be 'smokin' and it's not pot but cock!!

          2. Spankmaster

            I will get my high powered sniper's rifle out to do some ultimate therapy sessions on you, Dockie. Put your forehead towards the bright little red dot light and in a few seconds your problems will all disappear…

  1. agentalbert

    Emily Mortimer is awesome. Not many top-notch actresses would have the guts to do those scenes. Total respect, and great tits!

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  2. Hanzo the Razor

    Ah, the good old 2000s when you could show full-on sexual assault – still can't beat her boobs, bush & bum in Lovely & Amazing

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