Lizzo’s ‘feelin’ good as hell” as she soaked up some sunshine, and had a blast on the beach with friends while enjoying a beach day and a few ‘Caipirinhas’ in Rio, 02/07/2020. She’s crapper’s new love!
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Have fun digging your toes in the sand while you can, I'll be collecting them soon.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Burnt whale washed up on shore!!!
And this is why I masturbate instead of finding a big fat whale to fuck.
This cow can't stop eating.
Someone needs to keep it real with her... and tell her she's a disgusting fat whore (sad thing is NOBODY wants to fuck her) but she still thinks she's HOT SHIT... instead of just SHIT.
UH....... Wow, okeydokey ..
HEY! That's MY bedsheet and I fuckin want it back!
MOOOOOooooooo
So fucking gross. It’s enough to turn a straight man gay
The sea creature waddles ashore and begins to use its claws to hunt for turtle eggs in the sand. It is easy to spot these giant creatures as they roam the beach in packs of 3 or 4, because of the breast that they have on their backs. Typically they have two sets on the front and up to four on the rear, so that they can feed their many young offspring.
Little is known about these creatures, apart from that once they have gorged themselves on the babies of other species, they proceed to find a mate and then lay their own eggs, many at a time. These creatures are prolific breeders.
Many of these giant, blubbery animals have been seen venturing further inland, tempted it would seem, by the smell of greasy food and crack dens where they can be found eating, mating and getting high, before lumbering back toward the ocean where they will once again gather in their small sea herds until it is time to, once again, venture onto the beach to gorge, mate and scare the locals.
How do you "negotiate" that? Are there certain positions and angles you use? I'm serious. Never been with a really big girl. Where there's a will there's a way, eh? Sometimes you have to be dedicated. Have to "dig deep."
This fat cow could raise the sea levels just by going for a swim. She needs a dietitian and a psychiatrist. Some things just can't be unseen!
She makes the other fat tarts look shaggable.
I'm sick of this "fat is beautiful" nonsense.
It's not. Morbidly obese like this is extremely unhealthy.aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nope.
Lizzo is like a fucking Wailord
WHY??? SOMEONE TELL ME WHY!!! What have you done?
If she doesn't wear panties, two things would happen: 1. Almost no one will look 2. The ones who look won't be able to see anything
You all should be ashamed for making fun of her. She is quite the "Rolls" model for many young girls
Heart attack waiting to happen... But they just keep feeding it... It's like a super XL garbage bag full of small beat-up couch cushions.
And the role of "Spontaneous Bootay" in the SOUTH PARK live action movie will be played by....
NO
a blubbering eldritchian mass rising out of the ocean. this is really bad. consider not posting her again
Is the real singer behind that huge ugly fat bitch?
Dammit. WTF. I'm not going to say I'll judge her, but she has to realize that a bikini is a bad choice. The beach was a bad choice... Need eye bleach.
That’s the worst thing to happen to a beach since D-Day
lol.
Damn. That's cold.
She must produce underboob sweat by the gallon.
Repeated aftershocks were registered ranging from 2 to 4 on the Richter scale, the epicentre seemed to be moving along a Rio beach.
Just here for the comments lol
Don’t worry people, her job is to scare off the sharks by thinking she’s a whale. She’s there for the people's safety.
Why is she trying to shove her fatness down everybody's throats? We get it, you are obese and you have no problem with it, okay whatever, but to continuously go out in skimpy clothing and show off her unhealthy life choices like we need to accept it and be okay with it too is messed up for many reasons. This shouldn't be a role model. Maybe if she got her act together, made healthy choices, and reached a more manageable weight health-wise, then she could be a role model by saying, 'I was in an unhealthy situation and I got out of it, so you can do it too.'
UNWOKE!!! Off to a camp for you!
Fat, lazy, and black is no way to go through life miss.
Cellulite gorilla
Good stuff.
Oh my god man the harpoon!!!
She looks lovely but I’m very concerned about her carbon emissions
She needs to save some of the sun for the rest of us. Someone make a swimsuit made out of solar panels and she'd power half of Africa.
Can you bring Lisa Appleton back?
I blame the Company that thinks it’s a good idea to make a bikini in that size....if that indeed is a bikini and not just the two torn pieces of safety net of the rig that lowers the new creatures into their tanks at Sea World
A whale washed up on the beach...
Greta Thunberg is now on her way to make a speech banning this bitch as a worse hazard to the planet than carbon emission.
Latest News just in: A large crowd has gathered on a beach in Rio to push the whale known as Lizzo back into the ocean! Another story is that the great grandchild of Herman Melville is writing a book about Captain Ahab abandoning his search for the great white whale known as Moby Dick to pursue an even bigger whale known as Lizzo!
Who took those pictures, Hubble Telescope?