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1. nacho March 3, 2018 at 3:27 pm

   Some dumb dick somewhere will plow it

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   1. Doug March 3, 2018 at 4:53 pm

      Two problems with that statement for me: (1) I'd have to have a dick, or at least be able to find it under my Fupa; and (2) this doesn't appear to have a dick, so this creature gets eliminated from consideration. Goddammit, what is that and where's its cock?

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2. Shazbot March 3, 2018 at 3:51 pm

   When did he transition?

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3. Doug March 3, 2018 at 7:35 pm

   @Doug
   Fuck off seriously. And btw, goddammit, where's her age and nationality?

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4. Yuk March 3, 2018 at 7:53 pm

   Lily Savage
   (google it, kids!)

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   1. TheRealDoug March 3, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      Now you know that's incredibly difficult for me with my limited skills and intelligence. I just don't google. And I refuse to because it just pisses people off. That's the next best thing to a golden shower for me.

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   2. Doug March 3, 2018 at 9:45 pm

      Fun fact: Lily Savage is hot af. Bonus points for the penis.

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5. goddammit son March 4, 2018 at 5:31 am

   Is that Christina Aguilera?

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