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  1. Wha DaFAQ

    How avant not... Too bad she had to copy the trashy stylings of Bella Thorne and Olivia Jade as original thought evades her as much as it does her mother and sisters!

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  2. Spankmaster

    Well, at least she knows how to count to one, so she must have just that few more brain cells than everyone else in this whore of Babylon family. That being said, you must now follow these instructions very carefully:

    1) Take all your clothes off (without anyone needing to see it; you've frightened us enough already.)
    2) Take your extended finger and insert it between your cunt flaps.
    3) Move your finger vigorously up and down in that incredibly festering diseased opening until: A) You feel something just as cheap and nasty; B) Satan appears from the same hole and is ready to take you away; C) You watch your brain leak out, which will then entitle you to be left in a trailer park for the rest of your life; or D) All of the above.
    4) Allow us to have a good laugh about it, with us all knowing that our misery is finally over.
    5) In case the first 4 steps don't work, just buy a gun and aim correctly.

    There, that should keep everyone happy...

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