Lauren Goodger Sexy (13 Photos)

Lauren Goodger is seen on a night out in London, 11/06/2019. The reality star has just returned from a sunshine break in Marbella. Lauren heads to the Mayfair bar in a bra top and skirt despite freezing temperatures in London.


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      1. Spankmaster

        ....grrr..look closely...,whacking my tiny wiener....MICROPENIS ACTIVATE!!

        I like saying that cuz I can't do it when I pretend to be spunkmeister or my other made up names. I know, I'm sad and pathetic, but posting under all the names makes me feel like I have friends. I'm so lonely and desperate - this site is all I have.

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        1. Spunkmeister and Spankmaster - two goofy names, one dumb ass poster

          We've already established that nobody buys your bullshit, buddy. Posting and replying to your own post under a similar, yet different name, just confirms you are a sad and pathetic loser.

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          1. Spankmaster

            Anyone who has to make comments like these clearly misses the goats, sheep, their mother's strap-on, the loaded double-barrelled shotgun up the ass, and anything else that makes them feel alive. Good luck getting screwed over by someone who actually cares, you closet-dwelling inbred troglodytes...

          2. Spankmaster

            ....grrr....look closely...whacking my tiny wiener....1/8"....1/4"....1/2" full erect boner.....micropenis activate!!!!!

          3. Spankmaster

            Stick that loaded double-barrelled shotgun up your ass, pull the trigger and then you will certainly get bang for your fuck, you extremely fraudulent fuckwitted asshole. You’re certainly an attention whore who likes dragging on the coattails of those like me who voice their opinion on this thread for good reason. Please whack the huge dick hanging off your forehead as well, as I’m sure that will only give you whatever direction you will get in life…

            So sayeth (in written form) the real Spankmaster…

  1. Killian James

    A curvaceous white woman who dates white men. Good on you Lauren, don't turn into a coal burning skank like most of your fellow reality TV stars.

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    1. Spankmaster

      That's nice, just don't ever expect to get it back, unless you want to go trolling through her stuff. And she looks like the type who would eat that too...

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      1. Spankmaster

        ...that said...I want you to put your pee pee in my mouth too....grrr.....look closely.....whacking my tiny wiener.....1/8"....1/4"....1/2" full erect boner....micropenis activate!!!!!

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        1. Spankmaster

          Stick that loaded double-barrelled shotgun up your ass, pull the trigger and then you’ll definitely get bang for your fuck, you extremely fraudulent fuckwitted asshole. You’re certainly an attention whore who likes dragging on the coattails of those like me who voice their opinion on this thread for good reason. Please whack the huge dick hanging off your forehead as well, as I’m sure that will only give you whatever direction you get in life…

          So sayeth (in written form) the real Spankmaster…

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