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  1. peter dobson

    It's so sad that this nice looking actress decided that she didn't want to be a sexy actress anymore and wanted to paint and sell art. I think the hottest movie she made was: L'Idole. It's a shame

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Police are still looking for Leelee's dog! It was last seen with Spankmaster, who was trying to tempt it up his ass with a warm hot dog. :-(

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        1. peter dobson

          What a creepy little fucker you are, dickiedock. And jealous. Just die already and let us be in peace.....

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          1. Spankmaster

            I agree entirely, Peter my friend. Dockie only says these lies about me because he's projecting his own extremely sad love life onto me since he can't admit it himself, basically combining him as the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet, homosexual Chippendales clown porn, and necrophiliac bovine slaughterhouse activity. This is why he so desperately needs the sawn-off shotgun suppository, as it is the only thing that will clear his mind...

    1. Jim Beam

      Dylan Mulvaney is hotter than butterfaced Jennifer Lawrence.

      And he has a nice meaty cock and balls to play with!

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  2. Severin

    I like that scene where she was made to strip down in "Uprising." It's like something out of one of those old Nazisploitation films except that Leelee covers her tits and cunt.

    #IStandWithRussia

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    1. Spankmaster

      I see your point, but many reckon she looks like a younger, more full figured version of Helen Hunt. Either way, it's all good...

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    2. peter dobson

      She had a small but daring scene in Eyes Wide Shut while underage in her underwear, humping Tom Cruise.

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      1. Spankmaster

        Christ, I sincerely hope not. It’s bad enough our beloved redhead Nicole Kidman had to have sex and a child with Tom ‘I’m in the closet’ Cruise. To hump Cruise is on the same level as fucking Donald Trump, which is incredibly revolting. Put both men to death and let’s celebrate their demise…

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  3. joeb

    Nicole has no biological kids from Cruise. Both were adopted. She has kids with her new husband. Proof there's nothing wrong with her and Cruise is gay. Cruise also has no children with Katie Holmes. Suri is Will Smith's kid. Can anyone say Scientology?

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    1. Spankmaster

      I thought Scientology was supposed to be a science that cured everything, like being gay, being able to have children, and being able to see God from your arse. Ah well, looks like Tom is perfectly fucked after all…

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