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    1. Gadget

      No. Toni Braxton, Laura Dern, and Melora Harding look good for 57. Marisa Tomei and Julianne Moore look even better than those three, and they’re both over 60.

      Nicole Kidman, on the other hand, looks like a plastic horror clown with more artificial parts than Darth Vader, but the most terrifying part of all is actually real: her ears. Giant 80-year-old man ears with earlobes longer than Buddha's. Watch the side shots of her in the Lioness opening credits, and you’ll have nightmares for life. And her head seems to have grown impossibly, as if she replaced her cranium with a cinder block because the fillers were no longer stretching out the wrinkles enough. Stop casting this monstrosity, it completely takes you out of the movie.

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      5. Dago

        @Gadget, +1

        Gran sorpresa en Lioness verla toda deformada por cirugías, fue triste de ver, incluso cuando encajaba con su papel. Quiero decir, era una mujer hermosa, arruinada por sus excesos en la sala de cirugía.

        Un gran punto que pasas por alto es que ella ha estado mentalmente loca durante años, desde su matrimonio con Tom Cruise, quien estaba en fuertes medicamentos psiquiátricos (problemas de manejo de ira). Se puede verla hacer movimientos laterales en los videos de YouTube promocionando la película Bombshell junto a Charlize Theron (otra persona mentalmente enferma) y Margot Robbie (otra que se autodeclara con problemas mentales). La entrevista completa en el programa de Ellen muestra que está drogada, y sus coprotagonistas la ayudan con chistes y líneas todo el tiempo.

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    1. Gadget

      I remember watching her full frontal scene in Strangerland (2015) thinking ouch those are some fake looking bolt-ons compared to the small but natural ones she had in Eyes Wide Shut 15 years earlier, but since Strangerland she's gotten even bigger ones. So maybe 2010-ish for fake tits v1 and maybe 2020-ish for v2.

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  4. Jeremy

    Whatever happened to the days of women being curvy and soft?…you know, the way they’re born. Now it’s plastic and abs (eye roll). Thank you Kayne and the Kardashians for messing that all up. Sad.

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  5. Trutherbob

    She had the fake tits in that HBO show she did with Shailene Woodley in 2017, so it's been a little while.

    Her face is definitely changing, but let's face it - this is one of the better plastic surgery faces in Hollywood right now. At least she still kind of resembles her old self. Look at Renee Zellweger if you want a real horror show.

    Those abs are 100% real though. Damn.

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    1. 300 lbs ballerina

      Since it's already heavy on sexual content, pussy shots could push it over the limit between R and NC-17. Like the Marilyn Monroe movie that Ana de Armas starred in. It was Netflix, so they don't care, but in theaters, NC-17 can mean much less revenue.

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  7. Severin

    Like "The Substance," I absolutely had to see this film a second time. Both leads deserve nominations, as does Halina Reijn, who has directed two films in a row which, like the works of Gillian Flynn and contrary to demonic liberal feminism, refuse to elevate women as somehow morally superior to men but rather recognize that women are AS FUCKED UP as men.

    Whether she intended to or not, Reijn strikes DIRECTLY at woke liberal feminism by casting Sophie Wilde as a self-righteous, unlikable, liberal feminist sociopath. She's a much prettier Kamala Harris. Brilliant!

    The mediocrity of "Hustlers" and the childish #MeToo misandry of the nonetheless very good "Promising Young Women" have been replaced in 2024 by impressive contributions to cinema like "The Substance" and "Babygirl."

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  9. Fapper_King

    Why the fuck are they letting her bare her 60 yr old ass in front of the camera????? If she just loves to get naked, let her get naked where no one will see her. WTF! Geebus!!

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    1. 300 lbs ballerina

      Well, to be fair the bar is pretty low after Kathy Bates got naked at 54 in About Schmidt (look up pics at your own risk) and Emma Thompson stripped down to full frontal at 62. Compared to those butts, Nicole's is divine. And "real", possibly. Whereas her whole front looks like a padded muscle shirt.

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  10. Severin

    Notably, the director herself has gotten nude onscreen.

    I still want to see all of the unused footage of Nicole very realistically and explicitly simulating sex with Gary Goba. Kubrick only used a few seconds in his cut.

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  11. JUAN CRUZ

    Hauria estat bo veure-la en la seva joventut, amb una closca molt més jove. No sembla ella. Es cobreix la closca, que sembla estar depilada. Els anys no vénen sols; el seu rostre sembla d'una altra persona.

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