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    1. Spankmaster

      The Cold War is over. Send her to Cuba and enjoy the warm weather, especially now that Castro is dead. I’ll even buy you both a cocktail. Time to put your feet up. Let the world fuck itself over for a change…

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        1. Spankmaster

          Yes, Dockie, he kept them up your ass for extra flavour. And given that you are the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet who so much likes to have things shoved up your ass, then there is more room up there for said cigars than a 400 ton freighter. Best give Rolf a call, as I’m sure he will want to pant feverishly over sticking his didgeridoo where your sun shines from…

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          1. Dead Rolf Harris

            Sounds like the frauds are out in full force even trying to mimic me. That wobble board you’re using is just a warm-up for what I’ll do, timing my kangaroo down sport to give you a bestiality experience with a bunch of rabid marsupials that want to tear you a new pouch. You’re fucked, and I mean that literally.

            I will now pant very feverishly.

  1. Spankmaster

    Thanks for tempting and teasing me. I will very soon eat your bathing outfit. After that, I’ll get really perverted…

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    1. Georgia97

      Bill Gates doesn't have time for a girlfriend, he's too busy backing up his files to his tape drive.

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