Which pussy is yours?
- Britney Spears (55%, 23,136 Votes)
- Paris Hilton (29%, 12,309 Votes)
- Lindsay Lohan (16%, 6,770 Votes)
Total Voters: 42,168
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But aren't the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan pics photoshopped?
I said Paris, because she's a Special type of Sank!
Strange... I thought Joe Biden would get a mention.
As in, "Joe Biden sure clobbered that pussy on Election Day."? Is that what you had in mind?
Priceless.
Asking for a friend because I wouldn’t know a pussy if I ever saw one.
Not sure of your definition of clobbered, but it was a MUCH closer race than you expected. As was that "blue wave" that supposedly extended the lead in the House. Oh wait...it didn't happen. And after the census numbers take away several seats from blue states and add them to red ones, the house majority will be gone in just 20 months.
Cheating to win. Sounds downright villainous.
Just imagine the favours I'd get after sucking Joe off to climax? Truth be told I'd do it for free!!! Now that would be a story worth repeating on these very pages!! I have other stories for sale btw
Wouldn't he have a heart attack, die, and then be useless to you?
I'm not sure what you'd get from that, other than a severe beating from his guards. And we all know you've had that before...
How would you prefer to get herpes
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Let's be honest, we all want a piece of my pussy.
I've pumped your cat. All I got from it was a meow...
Paris pussy looks really tight so I think it is a pretty easy choice.
How do I put this? If my choice were one night with Britney or having the other two as my personal sex-slaves for the rest of their natural lives, I'd choose the one night with Britney every time.
^ This. ^
Both Lindsey and Paris have herpes, so the logical choice is Brittany.
Where did you get this info from? Britney has even been caught buying medication for herpes. They're all disgusting, so choose your poison and then indulge.
Britney, because she doesn't have a fucking interstate's worth of miles on her like the other two whores. Lindsay and Paris's pussies are just fucking infinite space at this point, like throwing a hot dog into a canyon.
Mr.Loopy/Georgia97/The Real Fame Whore/Fame Whore/James are the biggest pussies we know cuz they can't handle the fact that they're all about the cock!! Did I miss anyone out?
Just kidding. I'm totally gay.
I'll give Paris credit for having some hair on it, but Lindsay's just looks beat to hell. Even 10 years ago. Brit's got a nice little muffin for the win.
I chose Lindsay because of the three of them, she's probably the cleanest and more akin to wearing underwear than the other two. Hey, I still have some standards of decency, so sue me...
Except when she is working one of the brothers' mega yachts ...
Allah snackbar!
Well, you'd know more about that than me, so good luck exploiting the rich and worthless in taste.
All praise the tea trolley!...
Hey, Spanky.... I also chose Lindsay. I'm not sure about her pussy in that pic, but in my opinion Lindsay is definitely OVERALL prettier than Britney and Paris. Also, if I remember correctly, Lindsay has a better pair of tits than the other two. Lindsay is a TRUE REDHEAD girl! Lindsay was stunningly beautiful, hot as hell in the past. I doubt Britney and Paris can compare to her in that matter. At each girl's peak, they were not even close to Lindsay in my opinion. However, it's subjective. Unfortunately, now she's only a parody of herself. She's probably the absolute BAD girl among these three. Second place goes to Paris. Paris is taller, slimmer, and skinnier than the other two, I like that. She seems more stable and adequate, not such a crazy alco-drug bitch. She has cute breasts too. And... I don't know. Anyway, Britney seems to have a nice pussy and maybe even the best among them. But it's obvious that Britney among these three is the best at gaining WEIGHT. She gets FAT and UGLY more easily. She always looked like an ORDINARY TYPICAL American farm girl, and with this weight on her ass, ribs, legs, and belly, it's more than obvious. It's really hard to choose... I chose Lindsay because obviously you can't choose just pussy.
Such careful philosophy deserves to be rewarded. Thus you will never get a visit from the donkey, as you know the true faith.
Spankmaster, in written form, has spoken...
Britney Britney. My Favourite slut
Brittany but not buy much lol.
Britney's is the least roast beefy. Nice and neat.
I googled all 3 upskirt last week for a laugh. Lindsay's looks nasty while Britney's doesn't look bad.
I am glad you are doing your homework.
Just don't ask him what he does for extra credit...
That's not the game though.
1. Fuck Britney
2. Let Paris suck me off
3. Tittyfuck Lindsay
The unholy trifecta!
Between the three, Britney is a pussy queen.
Heh, this needs to be a Fuck, Marry, Kill thing..
Easy. Fuck Lindsay. Kill Paris. Marry Britney.
Not much of a choice, like choosing what toilet to drink from.
Well, you need to get on the piss, then...
perfect
Britneys is probably the cleanest of the 3. I’ll go with Britneys. The other 2 would be like dipping it in acid.
Why isn’t there an option for “none”??
I don't love myself, so I would fuck Paris.
Pictures you can smell.....