Didn't your mother make a mistake bringing you into this world, regretting she didn't get to use the gin and knitting needles on herself? Ah well, you're here now, so it's probably best you just fuck off and die...
I'm sure Reese Witherspoon is so relieved that an admin on a shitty porn site is defending her "honour." Maybe she'll even give you a whiff of that 46-year-old, dried-up gash between her crusty legs. LOL
Most underwhelming actress in Hollywood.
Wasn't she nominated twice for the Academy Award for Best Actress? Didn't she win a Best Actress Oscar for Walk The Line?
Actually, best supporting actress Oscar, but you do make a good point….
Umm, an Oscar? The Academy makes mistakes all the damn time.
For example, Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for 'My Cousin Vinny',
as well as Al Gore for that animated, leftist-wet dream
called, 'An Inconvenient Truth'.
Didn't your mother make a mistake bringing you into this world, regretting she didn't get to use the gin and knitting needles on herself? Ah well, you're here now, so it's probably best you just fuck off and die...
If Courtney Love and Jay Leno had a baby, it would be Reese Witherspoon.
Do you think she'll be heartbroken to find that you and your alter ego Fat Kate Upton don't like her?
I'm sure Reese Witherspoon is so relieved that an admin on a shitty porn site is defending her "honour." Maybe she'll even give you a whiff of that 46-year-old, dried-up gash between her crusty legs. LOL
Probably the best he's gotten as a fuck in a very long time…
With a spoon?!?
No, with a knife. Ha ha ha...
"Do you know my name? You’re about to find out who I am…you’re about to be on national news."