Salma Hayek rockin’ her massive melons, flaunting a killer cleavage with her famous busty assets and sexy legs in a black, low-cut swimsuit while chillin’ on a chair. Who likes coffee?
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The melons presumably being her two tits, her melon man face, and the melon with two holes Spankmaster and Peter Dobson use to jack off together.
What in God's Glorious Name has this woman done to you????? Giving you bad dreams because you wanted her to be your mommy and she wouldn't play along.....You have very big problems, go see a psychiatrist before you kill anyone with your frustrations.
And Salma is a beautiful woman in her late 50's with all the bits and pieces you can expect with a woman like her.
Greetings Peter :-) Some people find a melon-shaped man face attractive! Others prefer regular females. Some, including Spankmaster, prefer fruit, large dogs, and chickens!!
Peter, Dockie is just upset that with him being the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet, he expects everyone to be just as sad, pathetic and fucked in the head as he is, especially people like you and me who have such a natural and devout affinity to our goddess Salma who refuse to follow his extreme nature in being such a fuckfaced fag. Peter, just feel pleased that our shit and piss, which is way too good for Dockie, ends up keeping him happy in making him feel that he is connected to life somehow in being such a waste. That being said, he will undoubtedly fuck off and die, very sooner than later. And I will help him do just that...
Thanks for your support Spankmaster. Let him rot in Hell for all eternity
Sounds like you two boys are already at the melon with two holes! The one resembling Salma and her manly face! To be honest, no! I'm not surprised at how many times you two 'accidentally' touch cocks! I'm sure Selma would be pleased. Enjoy the melon :-)
Enjoy the Marc Almond music as Bubba and Leroy tear you a new one, Dockie. Undoubtedly, it will help finish you off, so you will be in good hands….
Time you two boys splashed out on a new melon with two new holes. The other one must be full of jizz by now. Just the way you like them :-)
Just fuck off and die as painfully and pointlessly as possible, Dockie. There you are, reality check, free of charge..,
The only pair of 50+-year-old melons that I would still suck the life out of!
nice boobs