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  1. Doctor Dick

    The man faced melon head really sets off those tits. Looks like Spankmaster and Peter Dobson will be drilling two holes in a new melon tonight. Enjoy boys :-)

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    1. Spankmaster

      FYI, Dockie, this woman is both real and a goddess of the highest order. You would be lucky enough to eat one of her turds and drink her piss, because other than it being way too good for you, as you are the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet, you must feast on all faecal offerings from the lower forms of life just like your boyfriends the pool cleaner, Leroy, Bubba, Mark Almond and Jimmy Saville. That being said, go drill a hole in your own melon-like head and then fuck it severely with that huge knob that hangs off your forehead. There we are, reality check, free of charge…

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Greetings Spankmaster! I haven't been seeing many of your comments and thought it must be the kangaroo rutting season :-) I guess you just popped in to knock out a quick one with Peter in the melon :-) Enjoy

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        1. Spankmaster

          As per usual, you, Dockie, are still trying to foist your own extremely fucked-up gay ways onto anyone else other than owning up to being the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet, all while doing it to the swinging sounds of your favourite music from Mark Almond. I’m happy to instruct you on the many ways to kill yourself, whether it be the sawn-off shotgun suppository or angle grinder therapy, as you clearly don’t want to be around for much longer. That being said, please just fuck off and die, as at least I’m asking you nicely….

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