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  1. Doctor Dick

    The inspiration for many a hand shandy. Except if you are Big Mick or Spankmaster. Then Kenny Rodgers does the trick.

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      1. Doctor Dick

        It appears we have another Kenny fan. That must have been quite a pool of jizz by the time you three had finished. :-(

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        1. Spankmaster

          Captain, please understand that Dockie is so fucked in the head these days, that he doesn’t know whether he’s mummy or daddy when it comes to him and Russell Brand fucking each other to death. That being said, Dockie, your true inspiration to being ass-fucked and felched comes every time you listen to Garth Brooks, the true homo of gay cowboys everywhere, who I dare say would just love to be ass-fucked by you and your retinue, as you slime your way to oblivion in your sewer. There you are, both reality check and problem solved, free of charge…

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  2. Spankmaster

    Very nice, but sadly a Jesus screecher. For those wanting to fuck her, you'd be better off sticking your dick into a Bible, as it would amount to the same. Except, of course, Dockie, who just loves to put what very little he has of a dick into a blender. Rough and ready for arse fucking, that's his motto...

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