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  1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

    In my new role as a porn star, I'd do this one forever, over and over again, and shoot my spunk over those red lips (the ones between her legs, not the ones on her fat face).

    She wouldn't have a choice in the matter.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Jeremy, it's so nice to know that you're such a gentleman towards ladies like this. Does this mean that the nightly viewings outside your bedroom window will get more interesting? And what about your wife? Will she now have to sleep with the dog or will she be expected to make enough room for all of you to share the bed and then let things really get interesting? Please answer any and all of these questions, especially so that I can stock up on the right amount of popcorn to settle back in watching the ensuing show...

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    1. Sheldon

      Haven't seen her die yet, wouldn't mind an on set accident happening to her, she's a terrible stuck-up cunt in the real world and deserves nothing she has which she got all from fucking Weinstein

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  2. nacho

    & now we see just how low the hoez have to wear their garments to maximize the fullness of their teats
    pretty low,
    low they go

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