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    1. Spankmaster

      You, Doc, still look good to all those animals that want to fuck your ass and drown you in their shit, which naturally includes the donkey. Enjoy the heehawing while it lasts...

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        1. Spankmaster

          And you stop licking out your mother's used, unwashed underwear. You know you will never get the full meal that way, not like your shit-loving bestial porn performances have proved. Enjoy the heehawing while it lasts...

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    1. Spankmaster

      You're on the right track, but it needs to be done properly by following these steps:

      1. First beat it severely with sledge-hammers.
      2. Tightly wrap it up in an industrial strength plastic bag.
      3. Drench the swaddled mess in high octane fuel.
      4. Light it up with a match.
      5. Roast the marshmallows over the flames.

      See, we have now turned this horrible mess into a fun filled bonfire for all to enjoy. I'll even bring the s'mores...

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