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1. Carlos T. Jackal November 24, 2015 at 5:45 am

   Teri Hatcher's tits were oversold on Seinfeld – "They're real, and they're spectacular." When we actually got a look at them, they turned out to be disappointingly droopy. I'll take Sigourney's perkier pair. Plus she can defeat Aliens.

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2. Pete November 24, 2015 at 5:47 am

   Teri Hatcher's boobs are like an orange in a tube sock.

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3. Tim November 24, 2015 at 9:54 am

   Sigourney all the way.

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4. Karl November 25, 2015 at 9:23 am

   This is like choosing between shit and vomit

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   1. Bru November 16, 2018 at 1:44 am

      That is because you're gay

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5. Lobo July 9, 2019 at 4:13 am

   Hatcher is old, but Weaver is _ancient_

   I choose Teri Hatcher not because I feel like fapping to her, but because the alternative is Sigourney Weaver.

   If we were in 1992, I would have called Teri Hatcher "hot". In 98, she was "still OK, I guess". Today, I would say that they might be real, but they haven't been spectacular for a long time.

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