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  1. bologna areolas

    I am confused.

    Taylor has no breasts.

    Jennifer has boobies.

    One of these things just doesn't belong here.

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  2. tommygunny777

    Taylor Swift has no sex appeal at all. I'm not exactly a huge JLaw fan, I don't think you'd necessarily notice her walking down the street if she wasn't a famous actress (though bless her for taking those fappening pics, her tits are wonderful), but this is no contest. Taylor Swift's looks are as overrated as her "music".

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    1. Peter Parker

      Lol. That's funny. JLaw looks like most girls in college. Swift has class... she just acts like a child all the time. The fact you swap them for raw physical appeal is hilarious! Lol

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    1. mrbigdickshotchicks

      Taylor Swift's face is anything but beautiful. It's totally weird. Not that JLaw's face is that pretty, but TS's is not pretty at all.

      What a f***ing gay douche you are.

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  3. ballen

    Taylor Swift has 2 letters correct, one in her first name and one in her surname; swap them and you get ST, then add D. JLaw may be a narcissistic slut, but at least she doesn’t let a new guy squirt inside her every two weeks like Taylor. What is she officially up to? 36? And that’s been since she got her first hit. How many before that? So yeah, JLaw most likely has fewer STDs.

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      1. ballen

        Actually, I'm what is called "gifted" when it comes to the IQ scale. I guess you are on the retard side considering your post.

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        1. klawick

          ballen...you know how you can tell when someone is socially inept? (aside from thinking "ballen" is a clever name) When they have to point out how high their IQ is.

          what..did you take one of those online IQ quizzes and get Genius (like everyone else?)

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    1. ballen has fallen

      Instructions not clear. My foot is, now, up your ass.

      Second letter in sWift is S?? Dude, are you retarded?

      You're probably an idiot due to all the STDs your mom picked up at the whorehouse.

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      1. ballen

        lol you went full retard, never go full retard !!
        1st letter in both first name and surname
        which is 2 points, 1 and 2

        whorehouses do not exist here, I'm not from the UK or a redneck town in the USA

        then again, you might not be retard, but a simple child

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  4. Dudekid

    Taylor Swift's best assets are her legs, J Law's are the tits. So wrong pic for Swifty here. So in the end it's gotta be Taylor on my face and J Law on my dick.

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  5. Spankmaster

    C'mon guys, there is no contest here at all. Jlaw appeals to both sexes on so many levels, as I know just as many women who want to have wicked nasty sex with her as the men do. Taylor, on the other hand, will be lucky to get an Orc from Lord of the Rings to growl at her. And even then she has to pay him...

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