Festive Fantasy! Miss BumBum Suzy Cortez strips down to just a red ribbon as she gets into the Christmas spirit.
The Brazilian bombshell, 30, wrapped herself up in only a sexy scarlet bow to wish her fans a very Merry Christmas. Showing off her eye-popping gym toned physique, the reigning champion of the worldwide Miss BumBum contest sends temperatures soaring despite the winter cold.
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I GROK FOR COCK.
^ WTF is grok? God damn you're stupid. ^
An educated man would know what that means
Or at least someone whose knowledge of computers extends beyond AOL ...
First used in 1961 in "Stranger In A Strange Land." Damn. Y'all some old bastards.
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
^ So you had to Google it. Got it. ^
I wasn't alive in 1961. Jesus, you UK freaks are stupid. No wonder you can't fix teeth properly.
Does my name make you think I'm from the UK? Just how fucking dumb are you?
No, dumbass. The word grok has never been used by an American. How the fuck you're so stupid is amazing.
If I wanted to fuck a man's ripped muscles, I would fuck a man, not a woman. That's just gross. And gay.
Thank you?
She's only manly and muscly from the perspective of weedy little boys. Can't go 2 mins without showing your true colours, can ya?
Gross and gay do not belong in the same sentence but me and you could make a good pairing, huh?
So fit! Fucking HOT whore body and lips.
Tupperware called. They want their bowls back. That 5W30 she's slathered up with needs to be changed too.